Thursday, July 30, 2009

pity-ness

yosh.. lets talk about pity-ness.. today i drive out .. unlucky car jam down.. so i spend sometime at outside... i saw some ppl drive motor.. well.. cuting her thr every where..

but i can said, they keep going ampang hill serembam hill, they just wanna give u c something nia.. but i can said pity at them la.. haiz
they screaming , cutting, horning , scolding , speeding , nope of them even looking
haiz ho lin.. they paid check so low but they rid exhoust styling.. just for u.. hmm


TEEHEE >D

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Nosy People

Lets talk about NOSY.. have a meet someone like.. when u talking to ur friend then someone try to sneek in ur conversation >? and then realy piss u off and more we r not talking to u, u nosy people stay home and no body likes u
Go talk to ur dog or something.
There's only one example there are many nosy people in this world.Another bunch of nosy people are (bird) they so nosy. They keep asking question after question after question.(where u going ?)(What time u gonna be home?)(Did u clean ur room ?)(Whos Ur daddy ?)(Do u just fart ?)

And the question i most hate of all..
Hey marshall hows ur day?
U! WANNA KNOW HOW MY DAY WAS ?
U! WANNA KNOW! HOW! MY! DAY! WAS!
yea is fine


I give ppl 3 strike before i strike at them
here a example that i eating on the garden

SOMEONE:hello sir wat r we having to day ?(STRIKE 1)

ME:will i guess i will having the c.c.(CHICKEN CHOP)

SOMEONE:then u would like soup or salad wit that(STRIKE 2)

ME:since u question i will take the salad

Someone:And would u like to have a drink wif that? (STRIKE 3)

Me:oh hell no>> 1st of all.. is not wat we gonna have today k?.. is my meal not urs

SOMEONE: no no no no i mean

ME: no u shut up.. just shut up and listen to me..SEcond u have no business asking me wan salad or soup ok? is non of ur business and last why are u asking me that i want a drink anot ? huh ? did i ask for a drink ? did i?

me:but yea i would like to have pepsi plz

Someone: (Crying)u no need have to been so mean ?

Any off ur friend is like that ?
TEEHEE >D

Sunday, July 19, 2009

A short word have a meaning..

D:istol
U:ranium
M:asticular
B:i
A:cetone
S:ystonic
S:hit
also know as D.U.M.B.A.S.S

U:ranium
G:ysotomic
L:ysnostic
Y:east-infection
ALso know as U.G.L.Y

Two of this is sickness watch ur touge before use this ok?

TEEHEE >D

WOOHOO!

Have this ever happen to
u: my vitagen is not cold
another u:my vitagen is hot

Hi im KcMarshall i will be showing u a great new product is called
the ice Blended vitagen woohoo!
not the vitagen woohoo
is the ice blended woohoo!
said like that
is a new rectect fortonogi dun believe me ? watch this





have ever buy a vitagen for shop ? and just put in the frigde n wait it to cool up all so boringly
But thx to the Ice Blended Vitagen WOOHOO!
and u no need wait to cold the liquid and is already cold
still not impress?
if now u order the new Ice Blended Vitagen WOOHOO!
U will get another one for FREE!
Thx right u will get two VITAGEN WOOHOO!
ANd is cheap
Normal One Vitagen value is 5.00&
But this one is just 19.99!
SO WHAT U waiting for ?!
order ur ice blended vitagen
WOOHOO!
and u will be saying
WOOHOO! all the time
WOHOO! TEEHEE >D

Thursday, July 16, 2009

This is how saw look like.. S.A.W.

Have u all see the saw movie ? is about a crazy doctor love to play crazy game wif human body part.. something like making them kill each other for the key.. yea something like that.
This how to the story look like..
Character..
Marshall(friend)
Kyle Chan(friend)
Ryan(friend)
Mr.Saw(the crazy doctor)
...........
Here the start..at room
..........
Marshall: Hey i like ur ear hole.. and u r the greatest nose clear i ever seen
Ryan:Thx.. ....... what should we do now ?
........
the phone ring...
........
Ryan answer
Mr.Saw:hello...Ryan i wanna play a game
Ryan:ouuu~ i like game..
Mr.Saw:For the past 10 years
Ryan:what the game we gonna play ?
Mr.Saw:.... for the past 10
Ryan:i like Uno
Mr.Saw:for the past
Ryan:or gold fish
Mr.Saw:For
Ryan:oh wait.. thats so much thinking
Mr.Saw:erm..can i speak to some else
........
then ryan pass the phone to kyle Chan
.......
Kyle Chan: hello?
Mr.Saw:hello kyle.. i wanna
Kyle Chan: Hello ?
Mr.Saw:i wanna play a game wif u
Kyle Chan: Helloooo OOOOO ????
Mr.Saw: Kyle.. i wanna play
Kyle Chan: Hello ?
Mr.Saw: FUCK!!
Kyle Chan: Erh..
.........
Kyle Chan close the phone
Then the phone ring again
Ryan answered
........
Ryan:Hello
Mr.Saw.Fuck is u again
Ryan:hey u r back ^^
Mr.Saw:erm can i speak to Marshall
Ryan:he is kinda bz right now.. but i can put u n loudspeaker
Mr.Saw:erhhhhhh.. Fine (answer sadly)
........
Marshall is doing his homework
3+4=
he just cant answer then he use the calculater
the answer is
3+4= =)
Marshall: ofcoz focoz.. now all make sense
Ryan:hey marshall someone wanna talk to you
Mr.saw:hello marshall i wanna play a game
Marshall: HOw do you know my name and wat do u wan form me
Mr.Saw:i already said i wanna play a game
Marshall:ow.. haha well
Mr.Saw:actualy i wanna play a game wif 3 of u
.......
Suddenly Kyle and Ryan pop out
.......
Marshall:where do u guys come form
Kyle & Ryan: we hear the loudspeaker
Marshall:ow...
Mr.saw:10 years ago all 3 of u suffer form a disease name ADO know as Attention DisOrder for this reason i will make all of ur life sucks
Mr.Saw:the rules is simpel the last man standing win
.........
The Marshall talk to Ryan
........
Marshall:u know..
Marshall:if we kill kyle
Marshall:we have better chance of winning
........
Then they look at kyle
.......
Kyle Chan:(hand the tumb) AYYY..(happly)
.....
Then Kyle run
Marshall use a basketball n throw at him
hit until his back and his head hit until the toilet bowl
BANG!!
.....
Marshall:we kill him
Marshall:we should we do now
Ryan:think..think think!!!
........
Brain BlAST!
........
Ryan: we should train and fight him
........
They go work out.. learn how to be ninja.. train wif pikachu doll
playing wif nintendo.. ps3
...........
Marshall: and the bunny when hop hop hop all the way home
..........
Marshall & Ryan: WE WERE READY!
........
before fight him Marshall eated a banana
and throw the banana skin on the floor
accidently Ryan step till the banana skin
and fall his head bang to the floor BANG!!
and dead
..........
Marshall:oh no!
Marshall:1st kyle now Ryan
Marshall: I WIN!..(Marshall sing) HEY HEY YOU YOU i dont like ur girl friend
.........
Suddenly the home phone ring
........
Marshall:heloo
Mr.Saw: hello Marshall
Marshall: GOD?
Mr.Saw: no u dumbass is me.. u have win now kill urself in the fridge
.......
the Marshall kill himself inside the fridge
...........
Mr.Saw: HAHA u lose


and thats S.A.W movie look like TEEHEE >D

She is thr ^^

this is one kinda weird thing, i think everyone have to be try it before.. but however is hard to talk about it. But just feel like to talk hahax.. when on 16 july.. my cut hair day.. sad short hair.. maybe i got long hair too long sudden short i just cant except nia.. so sad that day.. but however im sorry to make u worried..(P.M if u though is my mom, i can said is not) she just sometimes.. make me worried.. but suddenly something chg between she n me.. is realy hard to understand.. i start to talk like her.. but i duno why.. is kinda fun.. when i sad.. she's thr for me.. last time doesnt happen this kinda of thing nia.. haha..
i think u have start to be come something very important to me ler..

Sunday, July 12, 2009

So Round~

Today went outside.. saw a lady wif something very attractive .. cant believe it so big, so round try guess wat is it . I just cant hold myself so i just go talk to her


Marshall:Hi,wassup can i know u ?
Lady:sure y not..
Marshall:hey erm.. u got something kinda attractive they were so big so round.. omg
Lady:huh?
Marshall:i nvr seen such a thing before
Lady:ow..well
Marshall:Is those real ?
Lady:yea those were real..
Marshall:if u dun mind..(haven finis talking yet)
Lady:nope canot i dun wana give my phone number
Marshall:hey wait.. im not asking for ur phone number
Lady:ow.. sry about that haha
Marshall:im just asking erm.. can i touch it


Try guess wat happen next ? will this to rude.. to talk this way ? weird..

Lady:sure y not..
I just go n touch it..
Marshall:wow.. ur necklace.. is so round so big so shiny.. (those r pearl necklace)

P.M.( if u think until somewhere else.. u r totaly hamsap brain.. )


TEEHEE >D

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

today 8.7.2009 haiz.. lucky still got


today is 8.7.09 haha.. guess wat.. my bahasa melayu lisan is on 6.7.09.. but i dint go.. haiz.. totaly forget about it i though is 22/7 but is 6/7 .. lucky thinesh call me to remind me or else i gonna take spm again at 2010 haiz.. crap haha.. thx ler papa..when i go to that school lucky the lisan bahasa melayu teacher still thr even i have late for 2days. Haha.. the last day man i was so lucky.
but however so nerves.. even after the the lisan i stil nerves.. duno wat happen man.. then i just gonna spend sometimes wif some zombie... LEFT 4 DEAD.. haha cc relax abit release some nerves.. however (sv_cheats 1) (sv_infinite_ammo 1)and ( god 1) haha, wat a nice game to play wif
Today at my tuitoin i saw a triple sister.. 3 of then look a lot of like the eye the nose the ear even the weigth n saiz n tall.. weird just like totaly illusion .. well coz i remenber i saw one of her at the toilet.. well.. then i saw her again at the 2nd floor.. i said in my mind weird.. how come she get so fast.. then when i walk to the class.. i saw her again.. then i just wtf how come she get so fast.. just like f1 man, then sudenly 2 of her sister come far behind.. then i just reconice wow.. look so same man 3 of u.. wat a increadeble mother they got..

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

1st time wor.. KC have blog jor haha

Yosh.. watsup.. marshall here aka MOnkey.D.Luffy or Vasto Lorde or Kuaci or Shaddy or Kc or arh!!! just stop it i got too many nick name ler.. haha.. i finaly boring dao ntg to do then create a blog ler.. however 1st time here ntg to talk about~.. maybe

haiz.. 1st day on blog.. lets do it kakax today i wif wh and wf go snooker nia, haiz even do i have some nice pose but, a very very very worst aim shoot.. always cant in the ball even is so near .. i guess need more pratice then.. haha study got so hardworking then good ler.. oh ya.. btw wk wk=wei khang FFk.. well i though can c him de but haiz.. though can meet a long time no c friend but is kinda dissapointed.. but however is ok wif me hahax..
Futhermore my sliiper!!! while playing snooker, my sliper is broken.. haiz.. crap,CRAP .. piece of crap... it realy make me cant play well.. f**k it.. Goddamn it.. there for when i go to the toilet .. i saw a dude is doing something next door man.. wtf.. tfk ? in a snooker toilet? .. come on.. i just feel like wanna said dude u r such a PRICK.. cant u find some other place ? even at ur car is better man... at lest is smell goood at car.. erh! gross~ .. btw snooker toilet is kinda scary nia.. it gets all my nerve..

New Blogger here c ya ^^ haha 1st day wrote so much ler.. cool~~ blog